Posted in Baltimore, The Dirty | May 19th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the dirtiest sl*t of em all. This here is Jesse Layne. She is an illegal immigrant from Ecuador and has sex with anyone who has money. If you talk to her she will claim to be a model. Sh*t, her Twitter even says bikini model/rock star……c’mon! The truth is she is a stripper at the gold club and an escort. She has several sugar daddies that pay for everything but she doesn’t have a pot to piss in. She has had multiple surgeries too. Everything from lipo to boob jobs to botox, you name it she got it done. To top things off she gave my boy some DRD so make sure you wrap it up fellas!
Her +2′s must be from Ecuador as well.- nik
Posted in Tampa, The Dirty | May 19th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Adrian Purnell #18 in the Lingerie Football Team. She better known as a lazy waitress in hooters or better yet as a stripper. She known for having free sex with local and famous rappers. If you have a long necklace and golds in your teeth guarantee she will drop down on her knees. You’ll catch her always with her fat friend Vanessa that she calls her bff but we all kno she just needs a place to stay after she got kicked to the curb by her long time boyfriend Alex. Shes from Tampa and a few years ago she moved away to Houston so she can become a stripper. She was too embarrassed to be a stripper in Tampa..y? I have no idea everyone already knows you’re wh*re. She appeared in one music video for the song Flexx you remember that one hit wonder group i don’t even remember the boys names thats how lame they were lol. She was soo happy she was finally in a music video it was pathetic i mean as hard as u were sucking Drake’s dick i thought you at least could of been in a young money video. I really feel bad for her bf that actually likes her gold digging ass I was finally happy to find out they broke up. In every picture you see of her and her bf Alex Media shes holding his necklace. I know a woman can have standards but this female that came from nothing acts like she doesn’t remember how her mom would cook her grits and fried chicken for her everyday for lunch. Shes cool to hang out with because of course I don’t have to pay for anything so the same way shes using men for money I use her to get in the club haha dumbass she should be worried about why her man was taking pixx with that other girl at club Aja last Thursday. Shes full of sh*t and thinks shes better then everyone else and clearly she isn’t. Shes a money hungry sl*t Im surprises that her and Alex dated so long He must kno about her life. And I also bet that he does not kno that when Adrian went to Austrailia 2 weeks ago she was f*cking Chris Brown and his asian girlfriend.
She needs clothes for her nose, it looks terrible naked.- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Newport, The Dirty | May 19th, 2012


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Meet Jennifer Viele’s latest victim Bryan Klemm! They’ve been together for a while and he’s totally whipped on her fish lips down below. Who raised her? Got any dirt on the situation?? Last week was her birthday, I am sure he got her something FAB to boost her confidence. The guy in the pic with her and PlayBoy slore Corinne Morrill is none other than RICH PALA!!! These girls sure do make their rounds!
She is not aging well at all. All of OC was obsessed with J-Veal back in the day… I had a feeling her high mileage would catch up with her.- nik
Posted in Kamloops, The Dirty | May 19th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this girl Kaitlyn just moved to Kamloops a month ago and will be teaching at one of the high schools in the city. I can’t get over how gorgeous she is, so I have to ask…. do you think she will be a good teacher? Cause I would pay attention to anything she said if I was her student.
This wont end well.- nik
Posted in Dirty News, Jersey, Rutgers, The Dirty | May 19th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, how much money was donated to Rutgers University to allow Jews to have their own dorm rooms, Religious services you name it. Kind of seems very racist to me and completely not fair. What are your thoughts on this. Click here to read full article.
I’m sure the jews will let non-jewish kids sleep there if they wanted.- nik
Posted in Regina, The Dirty | May 19th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okkkaaay, I’m sure this Entire city knows TABITHA DAWN, the girl who cries out for sympathy on 1000000 different levels… The world owes her EVERYTHING…. shes been abused, shes been cheated, shes abortioned, shes miscarried, shes divorced, shes mentally ill, and best of all, SHES HOT AS F, and bangs every guy she meets!
I can’t tell if those are devil snail trails or a highly raised tramp stamp?- nik
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty | May 19th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, did you hear what Serena Williams said about the male tennis players? She called top men ‘weenies’ for complaining about blue clay in Madrid and Women are way tougher than men. That’s why we have the babies. You guys could never handle kids,” “We ladies don’t complain, we just do our best. On the WTA we are real performers, we are not going out there and being weenies.” She is obviously bitter because no real man would want to have anything to do with her cause she looks more like a man then any other man.
She just wants attention because nobody is talking about her.- nik
Posted in Atlanta, The Dirty | May 19th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just want to thank you for everything you do, because of TheDirty you have taught me that anything and everything I do can lead to ending up on TheDirty. Most of the people that end up on here deserve it and they hate you and say sh*tty things about you when they should really be angry at themselves. You didn’t make them the person they are, you just called them out on their sh*t. Some people are too stupid to realize this. Thank you for keeping me conscious to how I act and more importantly how I treat others. You are a hero and a true gentlemen. Thank you for keeping me classy!
Amen.- nik
Posted in The Dirty, Toronto | May 19th, 2012


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Carm. How can a girl know if a guy really has money or not? Carm works at a Tire/Rim Store in Rexdale. I remember seeing a line on Facebook saying he owns it. Must be true if it’s posted Facebook right Nik?
Nice rental.- nik
Posted in Cellan, Huntington Beach, The Dirty | May 19th, 2012


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cellan stuff works awesome. Not going to lie to you, I didn’t believe it until I saw the transformation in my bestfriend. My summer body is almost here, only wish I would have started in February and not 3 weeks ago.
People don’t be afraid to take your shirt off this summer. Also, please keep submitting results to TheDirty. Great work towards a fat free world!- nik
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